Gosip Lagi Versi Luar (Rusia, Jerman, India)

Ugh, let me translate this all listening atmosphere from my frequency zone to English, it’s about How to ask IT people, don’t just say: “Our server is broken”. Or: “We got huge bug!!!”. Say : “I was from this. Then I got that. I should’ve got this but it worked that way. So how many complexity points would you add to this unexpected behaviour?” Then an IT guy will get the ping and he’s connected, “1 minute, it’s a quick fix” or “two to three hours” or any other clear answer happily without being $%#@!%^& like below ;-)

I got it directly from my European friend here.

Enjoy!

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4:12 PM
Just translated this from Russian.
That's a real conversation on Skype. That related to asking questions, J :)

E: Igor, your program doesn't work again! Again! I'm fed up! I will complain.
pcat: Hello, what is the problem?
E: Don't mess my mind, your program doesn't work! Fix it! My work stopped!
pcat: To fix the program I need to know what is the problem exactly.
E: I have a queue in 10 customers!
pcat: Is this the problem?
E: Problem!
pcat: Is this the problem of my program?
E: What's the difference? Will you fix the program?
pcat: I will, but could you answer my questions at least once?
E: Am I an oracle to answer questions? I don't understand anything in your program!
pcat: Could you please just tell me what works wrong.
E: You wrote this program not me!
pcat: FUCK, KILL YOURSELF BICH
E: ???
pcat: KILL YOURSELF STUPID BICH
E: How can you be so rude to me! I will complain!
pcat: LISTEN TO ME BICH, I WILL TALK ONLY TO YOUR BOSS, GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
E: Igor, this is Mr.Zgvwigczhz! Just checked the program it works fine.
I'm also thinking of sending pcat where you already sent her ;)

Different from this one is Asian Version and this one is chicken version that all are just cool and this is the reality! C’est la vie!

ps. of course when I said “from this” and “get this” and “get that”, it’s from the real systematic clear flowing conversation.

Yang Jerman:

I was pretty sure that the guy was just joking on her although I didn’t directly look at them when they were speaking behind me. But I just know it, just like when Arnold said: I’ll be “bug” (I’ll be back) or like my Poland friend said: no ergonomic keyboard for “makkk” (for mac).

G: Yo Fuck Machine is okay
V: Sorry? my fuck machine? It's not okay. (Actually playing on her)
G: Your faximile is okay?? (smiling)
V: Oh, yes.

Yang India:

This was a true story from my friend who had been in Melbourne (Australia). Nice unique cross culture gesture recognition.

A: So are you saying that you're okay taking this edge web three experiment?
I: (Horizontally Shaking head), yes.
A: Are you okay?
I: (Horizontally Shaking head), yes.

Explanation: While we, Indonesian, reflexly nod head or (up-down-up-down) vertically straight shaking head (usually not more than 5 or 6 times repeat) to say “yes” or “to agree” of something, Indian people reflexly do it horizontally or following arrow clock then backward then turn backward and backward (menyamping bukan menggeleng).

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No this is not the part of the post and not my video, I just like the song and the video, reminding me of Jakarta also cos I watched it when I was in Jakarta with my friend in PIM -_-

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