What ringtones do you have?

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“Tilpunnya dong diangkhaaat… ayo cepat diangkhaaat elu budek ape gimane siih… ayo cepat diangkhaaat….”, that was my office boy ringtone in Jakarta. Yeah, and it’s aloud man! Oh I almost forgot, let me translate that previous ringtone in English: “Hurry pick up phone!! Hurry you can’t hear that you’re deaf or what!! Come on hurry up pick up your phone!!!!!”

(2)

“Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihihihiiiii … hiiiiiiiiiiiihihihihiiiiiiiii”, that was my marketing friend’s ringtone back when I was in Jakarta. Yes, that sounds like typical spooky Ghost in Indonesia (Yes, most of Indonesian villagers even till quite a lot of some of Indonesian Government Officers still believe in Ghost and anything related like their life future prediction).

(3)

“Aaaaaaaaaa… aaaaaaaaa… aaaaaaaaa…”, that was my “old” sysadmin friend’s ringtone back when I was in Jakarta. Yes, it sounds like having sex ringtones.

(4)

“Yay yay yay yippee yippeee yaay… yay yay yay yay yippee yippeee yaay… yay yay yay yay yippee yippeee yaay… “, it’s my HRD friend in Kuala Lumpur (She’s a European). Yes, it sounds like a cute baby singing in a way that I can’t control myself to pinch the baby cheeks if it’s real !!

(5)

“bluk bluk bluk kngwng kngwng kngwng kngwng …. bluk bluk bluk kngwng kngwng kngwng kngwng ….”, arghgh this one is difficult to mimick, that was only because of my Indonesian culture and mother tounge to mimick it like that. Yes, that’s the sound of water entering toilet when we have done dumping our important daily life deposit.

(6)

“Disini dibatas kota ini… hm hm hm penuh dengan luka… hm hmm tak sabar lagi.. apa yang aku cari… hm hmm hmm hmm.. kuu kenang laagi, saat menjelang perpisahan, kaau menaaangis di pangkuankuu…”, sorry about the hm hm hm part that means I forgot it cos it’s been a long time ago. Yes, that’s my yet another lovely entertaining office boy back when I was in Jakarta. Damn indeed when I somehow someday got back to Indonesia he will still serve me generously you know :wink: :wink: Uh oh I almost forgot to translate it to English, more or less like this: In the border of this city, here, .. hm hm .. full of bleeding scarves… waiting impatiently… what I was looking for… hm hm… I still remember the day when we had “au revoir” moment you were crying on my shoulder…. (yes.. don’t puke..)

Last my ringtones ….

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Now let me explain to you what those dot dot dot meant, it means silence -_- (oops!) . Whoever they are, they always have difficulties giving me a ring. Email is always the best way to contact me. Ping me. Skype me.

Sigh… my friend who sits down next to me was kind of ranting how come everybody does not have normal ringtones? While I don’t have ringtones at all (Silent Mode). But hey, that various unique difference makes life colourful.