wc -l 172, Arie’s Random Note

[cross culture] Bih! Ternyata mlintir mi (gaya Eropa) tu sulit ya =)) melintir gitu =)) bisa bisa tangan ma jari gw yangmlintir. bukan mi nya.

[cross culture] jadi kalo orang amrik denger gw order pake melayu dikiranya croissant perancis itu, padahal gw bilang limo ais kosong buat dia , it’s even funny for Indonesian like me as we say : jus jeruk or es jeruk pake gula or nggak pake gula (the default setting is always with sugar) in Indonesia. we have “es” word to say “ice” i don’t know in malay i guess its written malay is “ais”

[cross culture bule lawan bule] ini pas kita lagi ma’em di warung cina masakan paporit

[id-ruby] duh ada yang ngomong hebat banget, punten abdi teh cuma biasa sama yang biasa biasa aja. masih baru belajar bareng kitu.

[idup bareng bu'le'] kakiku pegel tiap wiken hik.

[idup bareng bu'le'] pernah seharian cuma makan sayur bukannya jadi kuat kayak mereka malah nggelinding pusing tuju keliling! jadi masi tetap makan nasi.

[indonesiana] ‘blogosfer’ ??? yuck! i hate that term and i hate it’s being used!

[digital camera] i feel stupid but curious of i want to get the best camera but i don’t know which one to choose. it’s just like old people asked that they want the best computer but don’t know how to use it yet

[kelakuan] jangan liat/nilai orang cuman dari jas, penampilan, apalagi sampai membangga-banggakan lalu menjadi pengikut buta. Barangsiapa yang melakukan ini, maka suatu saat ia pasti akan kecewa, karena hari gini tidak ada manusia sempurna.

[pilihanhidup] “bagaimana ada banyak orang yang bilang bahwa seseorang itu pintar dan hebat padahal ini orang nggak ngerti sama sekali apa yang dimaksud dari yang dibicarakan dari seseorang yang disebut pintar itu?” kurang lebih begitulah apa yang disebut oleh Zed Shaw di interview nya dulu itu.. sebaiknya memang bersikap sesuai saja dengan yang dihadapi, mis. baru bisa bikin inisiasi Class ya bilanglah begitu tanpa harus mengagung-agungkan siapapun juga karena tindakan itu juga tiada faedah dan hanya menimbulkan reaksi negatif seperti iri dengki sombong bahkan bisa sampai lupa diri. Bukankah yang lebih nikmat adalah menjalani hidup sesuai dengan yang diimpikan saja… sesuai apa yang diingini sesuai ideologi masing-masing. pasti ada alasan besar bila seseorang senang melakukan apa pun (seekstrim apapun itu bahkan), mis. ingin jadi wartawan di iraq, ingin code pake semau-maunya demi produktifitas karena 1 sampai 2 jam saja langsung jadi dan stabil/siap pakai seterusnya. berhenti nghakimin orang, tapi lebihlah melihat cermin diri ini apa saja yang sudah dihasilkan. kalau memang pada saatnya nanti aku pun harus switch 100 persen ke rubinius, ku mau tak seorang pun mengganggu. tidak juga kau.

[bahasa indonesia grammar] we usually alter “meng” by “ng” only as it’s simple and short to say :-) ie. mengakali, menggoda, mengencangkan…. oh ou, it shouldn’t be any references at all to non-indonesian cos i just realise that we only say : ngakalin, nggodain, but… ngencangin… kencangin… hm, now there are two options, damn i don’t even know indonesian grammar then! i can’t speak formal Indonesian! ie. I’ll just say to a driver this straight in Jakarta: “Gambir.” for short, not this long : “Mohon sudilah kiranya bapak memberikan tumpangan taksi kepada saya dari sini sampai stasiun kereta Gambir” or in english : “Would you like to give me a ride from here to Gambir Train Station, please”

[abad kemarin ngomong e'e'pisi?] blah muntah muntah denger sebelah (iye jerman gedebag gedebug) kek cacing kena panggang manas-manasin gw biar punya tu e’e’ e’ pisi cape deeh kalo cuman buat keren kerenan , trus cewek lah, trus punya banyak bagus bagus lagi di kos, yah :-) kelakuan gitu cuman nambah daptar orang buat jadi objek (ke)gemes(an)ku. Hidup tanpa laptop menyihatkan. # ngacir

[Terminal] Control M sama dengan Return.

[Terminal] Bah Control Keyboard aing bleguk!

[Blog Roll Feature for Blog is useless for me!] It’s only usefull to non dynamic blogger, but if a blogger change it continuously, then it’s useless. Let’s say me for example, I find WordPress Blog Roll facility is useless. It can’t keep up to my speed. I prefer have a YAML file instead, then update periodically my links page. # No no no, for Indonesian pals, don’t try to start talking or even thinking why I don’t use Mephisto or other Ruby based blog, if I can get a free wordpress blog, why should I use a mephisto blog and host it somewhere. I’m even lazy to set things up for any settings or config there, just want to focus on contents (which is mostly my learning notes or could be anyone else’s learning notes/see howto for detail).

[Song only] I like this song so much (thanks to romire who uploaded it on youtube).

[#$%!?] Sebisa mungkin kalau bisa selalu mengangkat, bukan menjatuhkan, contoh: wanda hamidah bilang pinginnya sih jangan yang 9 to 5 kayak kantoran, dijawab: ya bikin kantor sendiri aja. Lah memangnya kalo bikin kantor sendiri lantas bebas ongkang ongkang babi haha mending dibungkus buang aja nih, lagipula kalo kerja kantoran juga ada kok yang bisa fleksibel, tinggal kantornya gimana gimana aja / tinggal milih mah kalo emang potensi. Ya bikin perusahaan sendiri juga gak pa pa, tapi jangan dikait-kaitkan sama gak ada kerjaannya si ongkang-ongkang babi. Rajin pangkal pandai. Hemat pangkal kaya. Gak usah terlalu dihebohin kalo ada yang punya perusahaan datangnya paling pagi pulang paling belakangan (ngomongin Superman, gw pilih Anne Clark aja dah).

[man port] if I couldn’t do man port on this macbook, simply just do

m:man arie$ man -M . port

m:man arie$ pwd

/opt/local/man

ato tinggal nambahin ginian doang (ah payah, tinggal perintah man man aja linggisnya arie nyeruduk nyeruduk)

export MANPATH=/opt/local/man:$MANPATH

di simpan taro di profile lah ato di bash profile nya ndiri lah

[spam] keknya gw dispam ma anak filipin deh. uuh. kumustaka kumis lu itu… abisnya lonya ndiri yang kurang tegas, mampaatin kalo tu orang cewe kan, dasar.

[wanita cantik] Matamu berbinar, Kulit putih mulus sampai nyamuk dan lalat pun pasti tergelincir karnanya, senyummu yang teduh, hu uh, tak bisa aku tulis dengan kata kata, yang ada hanyalah jongkok ngitung receh berapa puluh juta rupiah sebulan biaya ngerawat bidadari segitu =)) Jadi inget kalo jadi php programmer bergaji Rp 30 juta sebulan, berarti masih kalah sama Tukul yang gajinya katanya Rp 20 juta sekali tayang. …. Jongkok lagi ngitung recehan sen… Gile! Makinari makin cantik aja tuh produk2x indo -_-V

[travelling] how many of you will really check and recheck again what must do etc, saved by wikitravel :-) Here are some links: Bandung, Bali, Bangkok, Krabi. Hoooh wait, of course if you’ve been to Bandung that Batagor looks so deluxe :-D I bet that must be more than Rp 5,000 :-P that’s too deluxe actually, we usually got plain and lot one =)) Oh I miss Jakarta where I can get Batagor so easily (also soto mi, bakso, sate, Indonesian Food is the best…. drool / hey anti rice, those foods i mentioned just before got no rice at all you know :-P Just eat, cos I can’t cook)

[jis] najis tralala bener kok abis paragrap titik titik trus ngomongin mo jalan jalan ke titik titik.

[vim for leopard] I just realised that the executable vim path is in /usr/bin which means it’s been delivered on leopard by default. I know I can easily compile vim myself to any OS that I love (like Mac OS X and Linux) but my question is why Apple doesn’t deliver ViM GUI by default? I think it’s nice to have cocoa ViM.

[#$%^@!] anjing bangsat internet mampus bikin frustasi aja di server amrik!!! hantu hantu di server pusing….

[#$%^!!] aku hajar lagi dinding dinding kebun binatang sontoloyo aku hajar hajar lagi kegeblekan itu. dan terlahirlah pelampiasan tulisan tulisan berpoin poin dibawah ini!

[nginx] mungkin sudah bisa didapat dari wikinya yang pake inggris, kalo masi tulisan asli pake bahasa rusia ya dasar nasib mampus blech untung ada temen kos anak rusia.

nginx path prefix: “/usr/local/nginx”

nginx binary file: “/usr/local/sbin”

nginx configuration file: “/usr/local/nginx/conf/nginx.conf”

nginx pid file: “/usr/local/nginx/logs/nginx.pid”

nginx error log file: “/usr/local/nginx/logs/error.log”

nginx http access log file: “/usr/local/nginx/logs/access.log”

nginx http client request body temporary files: “/usr/local/nginx/client_body_temp”

nginx http proxy temporary files: “/usr/local/nginx/proxy_temp”

nginx http fastcgi temporary files: “/usr/local/nginx/fastcgi_temp”

saya perlu restart monit kalo sudah ubah ubah konfigurasi file di conf monit. oh path pathnya dimana? Nih!

`monitrc` -> `/usr/local/etc/monitrc`

`ruby_application.monitrc’ -> `/usr/local/etc/monit.d/ruby_application.monitrc’

`ruby_application_staging.monitrc’ -> `/usr/local/etc/monit.d/ruby_application_staging.monitrc’

`mysql.monitrc’ -> `/usr/local/etc/monit.d/mysql.monitrc’

`nginx.monitrc’ -> `/usr/local/etc/monit.d/nginx.monitrc’

`nginx.conf` -> `/usr/local/nginx/nginx.conf`

`monit` -> `/etc/default/monit`

[selingan prancis/disela cewek prancis] anjing! cantik banget!! ting tong ting tong ciong ciong tung tuing tuing tuing

[monit sama nginx lagi] cara restart monit sudo /etc/init.d/monit restart. dapetin gitu doang sampe 3 jam lebih + ganggu ganggu iblis, bah! koplok! # sambil pegang pedang starwars

[monit sama nginx lagi] cara restart semua aplikasi sudo monit restart all -g nginx, awas kalo ada banyak aplikasi jalan tu bakal ke restart lho.

[monit lagi] kalau hasil dari sudo monit status keluar doesn’t have file gitu periksa lagi port yang dipakai apakah sudah bersesuaian dengan yang ada di config/deploy.rb. Kalau ternyata malah gak ada, ya berarti pasang di config/mongrel_cluster.yml

---
cwd: '/home/rubykusayang/apps/rubykumanis/current'
port: 8450
environment: 'production'
address: '127.0.0.1'
pid_file: '/home/rubykusayang/apps/rubykumanis/shared/pids/mongrel.pid'
log_file: '/home/rubykusayang/apps/rubykumanis/shared/log/mongrel.log'
servers: 2

note:

“rubykusayang” = a user home

“rubykumanis” = an application name

[alasan kenapa mongrel_cluster.yml] kenapa di sebagian aplikasi tidak pakai mongrel_cluster.yml, karena … linggis ah… why in some apps we use mongrel_cluster.yml, and in some apps we don’t use mongrel_cluster.yml ? Because … this file shouldn’t be in SCM repository, it should go to the server config only. so we always use mongrel_cluster.yml, it’s just being symlinked from #{deploy_to}/#{shared_dir}/config/mongrel_cluster.yml to #{release_path}/config/mongrel_cluster.yml . Iblis sebelah ini juga nerangin kalau pakai merb gak pake mongrel_cluster.yml malah pake satu file di config nambah satu baris gitu doang, dengan senyuman pembunuhannya itu pendekar berpedang itu bilang : “it’s well documented” # kabur.. takut.. dikejarnya pakai parang sambil ngomong bahasa jawa nanti aku!

[bash doang] if you got your Leoapard Terminal without color while doing “ls” command, simply add alias for it, ex. edit /Users/arie/.profile then just add there alias ls=”ls -G”. Done!

[tunjul yang diatas] abis gitu colokin laptopnya di monitor layar lebar huhuhu cute banget Terminalnya.

[tunjul lagi monit yang diatas] ya tapi gimana cara nge-restart si monit nya itu sendiri????

Nih caranya:

sudo /etc/init.d/monit restart

[check a method] check that attr_accessor :something so that don’t get panic to ask where “something” local variable come from. it came from method.

[goyang gejrot] pusing sama plugin tzinfo yang katanya deprecated sama sering banget pake cara cara frozen atau alamat/bakal frozen gitu? liatin file testnya, jalanin deh rake test:plugins error tuh, biar jalan kalo di textmate tinggal tekan apple r tinggal tumpuk aja require nya dengan code-code dibawah ini.

require "rubygems"
require "tzinfo"
require "../lib/tzinfo_timezone"

[pp rails] pp is not being required by default anymore since recent rails edge. so do give command require ‘pp’ first before using it in rails script/console.

m:e arie$ script/about|rak Edge
  10|Edge Rails revision       264
m:b arie$ script/about|rak Edge
  10|Edge Rails revision       9088

[expatpool] making friend through ExpatPool is fun! Wish many more girls want to meet us =)) I know I don’t speak that much and perhaps that makes girls act as unexpected to me…. # gubrak, sialan gw jadi curhat.

[jeruk makan jeruk] sst .. jadi uda seneng ada yg bantuin bersih2 ya :p susah nih kebiasaan gak nyaman dibantu, malah dipaksa sama pembantu sering ngerasa aneh juga. ugh gejala konflik kultur nih. Terserah deh mo sebut di gw gituh biasa ditempatin datuk kek datok kek, gw nggak ngeh dah

Cute Cats… Thanks for someone who uploaded the video!!! I love cats.

[new vocab] outlier = outlier |ˈaʊtlʌɪə|
noun
a person or thing situated away or detached from the main body or system : less accessible islands and outliers.
• a person or thing excluded from a group; an outsider.
• Geology a younger rock formation isolated among older rocks.
• Statistics a data point on a graph or in a set of results that is very much bigger or smaller than the next nearest data point.

[mac greeting] we use grawl notification here. press control space, then press . (dot). then just type something, for example: Hei Orang Gila Jelek Lu :-P . And then press Enter/Return. Then we’ll see that string using big fonts on our lovely mac screen ;-) Credit goes to Someone near me who likes making others curious :-P spooky spooky spooky scoobeedoobeedoo…. -_-V

[edge rails active record] nice! since when it supports first, last, all just like Data Mapper!

And The Log:

 Country Load (1) (0.000837)   SELECT * FROM `countries` LIMIT 1
 Country Load (1) (0.000908)   SELECT * FROM `countries` ORDER BY countries.id DESC LIMIT 1

[edge rails] always check rake -T to get new cool features. it’s just getting longer and longer.

[nak myuzik boleh ke?]